We've decided that instead of donating all the proceeds from St. Patrick's Friday the 13th Massacre to the LCEF* some of the money will be split between first boy and girl based on percentage of male/female entrants. We've taken this decision because February has been pretty miserable work-wise and a lot of people could do with some extra cash. However all racers are eligible for the money so even if the overall winner is a Fakenger Heiress the money will go to them.
This doesn't affect the other prizes already on offer.
IN OTHER NEWS TODAY
The other members of HOP sometimes leave little messages for me around the work place, I find it highly endearing and part of what makes me love my work so much:
This years losses so far:
COURIERING: 1 front wheel to "Cab strike" 1 sealed bearing to inclement weather conditions, 1 headset to old age.
PRINTING: 4 cycling caps to melting, 1 hoody to "Trying to do backing vocals while holding a heat gun**", 1 squeegee blade due to badly timed air guitar***.
*The LCEF are cool with this, we spoke to Stef and their coffers are well stocked at the moment. It seems people are managing to stay on their bikes this winter, which is good to hear.
** "All The Fools Sailed Away" by DIO
*** "I'll Be Your Sister" by Motörhead
