I'm not really sure what the connection between "Maggie Thatcher Milk Snatcher" and Salt Lake City is but we're going to cite this as a precedent when people start giving us shit about the "Hitler Cat" we've got in the pipeline. When Thatcher was in power the only thing she did that directly affected me was stopping free milk at school. In later life I've broken both my thumb and collar bone twice and I 100% blame her for it ...bitch.
The Obergruppenpistard has just reminded me that I'm going to be doing a report on Dazzler's Eat My Shorts Alleycat this Friday. I think it starts at The Duke about 7ish but I've already lost the flyer* this time I'll be paying a lot more attention to what's going on and I'll be able to let you know just exactly who eats who's shorts.
H.O.P.s tip for the win: Janky James ( that's if he races, I haven't asked him ) or Overdrive.
*this sort of thing is the reason Time Magazine haven't been phoning me up to do reports for them.
