I'm away to bonny Scotland and Oberpistard is... well actually I don't know. I don't ever really know what it is he does, he's already at the H.O.P. compound when I arrive and he's still there when I leave.
"Running an international TeeShirt empire"- he says.
"Googling your own name and looking for porn hidden on YouTube"- I say.
Anyway once we're back and the last GODDAMN CANUCK run is done we'll be doing more new stuff and first on the list is Hoodies, then a proper photo catalogue starring the hottest guys and gals on the London circuit, then we might get round to producing some more Radio Holsters then maybe bandanas or something as equally stupid.
We'll still reply to any e-mails over the festive season and maybe post some new shit, once we've fallen out with our families.
In the meantime here's the reason two tyres are always better than one:
